Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Questions Not to Ask

In keeping with the theme of questions for an employer...don't ask these ones (these are not mine. I didn't make them up. But again, I do not know the original source).

Top 10 Questions You Should Never Ask When Being Interviewed for a Job:

1. What's your companies policy on severance pay?
2. How long does it take your company's bureaucracy to get around to firing somebody for poor performance?
3. Could I get an office that's really close to the exit?
4. Does your company's life insurance cover suicide?
5. Who's the ugly (insert swearword) in that picture on your desk?
6. Does your company's insurance consider genital herpes a pre-existing condition?
7. How many sick days do you allow each employee before you stop paying them for not being here?
8. Does your insurance cover sex-change operations?
9. Does your LAN have a firewall that blocks triple-X websites?
10. How frequently do your accountants audit petty cash?

So no matter how curious you are, don't ask!

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