Alright, so my interview got pushed. The interviewer was sick, unfortunately, and didn't want to do the interview from home. We are rescheduling.
It was a little disappointing but things happen. I haven't heard from her yet but I imagine it'll be sometime next week.
I had a dream last night that she called my up and just hired me without an interview. It went something along the lines of, "Your resume is just fantastic. I don't even need to interview you. You're hired. When can you start?"
haha now if only. :)
Friday, December 18, 2009
Thursday, December 17, 2009
New Interview
I have an interview today. Eek. It is a little nerve wracking I do have to say.
If I were to get this job that I am interviewing for it would do a few things for me. Move my life forward by:
a.) Getting me out of the place I've lived for the past 10 years
b.) Let me explore an entirely different industry which I think would be absolutely awesome.
c.) I would be able to afford an apartment!
I'm trying not to let my self get too excited for fear that I'm just going to end up babbling during the interview. I tend to do that when I'm nervous. It's worse when it's a phone interview. On the phone you can't read peoples reactions to what you're saying so you really can't tell if you're saying completely the wrong thing or doing well.
So at 11:45 a.m. I will be on the phone with a potential employer and am hoping all will go well and, fingers crossed, I will get this job.
If I were to get this job that I am interviewing for it would do a few things for me. Move my life forward by:
a.) Getting me out of the place I've lived for the past 10 years
b.) Let me explore an entirely different industry which I think would be absolutely awesome.
c.) I would be able to afford an apartment!
I'm trying not to let my self get too excited for fear that I'm just going to end up babbling during the interview. I tend to do that when I'm nervous. It's worse when it's a phone interview. On the phone you can't read peoples reactions to what you're saying so you really can't tell if you're saying completely the wrong thing or doing well.
So at 11:45 a.m. I will be on the phone with a potential employer and am hoping all will go well and, fingers crossed, I will get this job.
Friday, December 11, 2009
Staffing Agencies
Ok this may seem pretty simple, but this idea has escaped me until this past week.
Staffing Agencies are a great way to find jobs. Duh!
You don't have to wait for them to contact you after you posted your resume on monster.com or whatever other search engine you posted it on.
There's a fabulous website called: www.headhuntersdirectory.com
There you can search by state and city and find staffing agencies and search the jobs that they're trying to fill.
It's awesome! Try it.
Staffing Agencies are a great way to find jobs. Duh!
You don't have to wait for them to contact you after you posted your resume on monster.com or whatever other search engine you posted it on.
There's a fabulous website called: www.headhuntersdirectory.com
There you can search by state and city and find staffing agencies and search the jobs that they're trying to fill.
It's awesome! Try it.
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
College Education at Work
The day started off quite well even with a threat of a big snow storm. I was actually getting geared up for it and was hoping to have a couple feet dumped on us today. It is into the 2nd week of December and we've barely had enough snow to cover the ground until today. Very unusual for the area where I live.
I got into work and was promptly greeted with an almost empty box of unsharpened pencils. Why does this matter? Well, where I work is a little slow on keeping up with the technology end of things. So why quite a few (generally larger) institutions have an electronic system in place for evaluations, we still do things the old fashioned way with paper and pencil. I had complaints about there not being any sharpened pencils; so I spent part of my morning sharpening pencils because the people who use them don't want to do it themselves. Ok fine. So in the midst of this task I had someone say to me "a college degree at work" and "let them sharpen their own damn pencils." The last part made me smile...the first part made me cringe.
4 years at a school to get a degree in a field where I can't even get my foot in the door (I've long stopped trying really) and here I am sharpening pencils.
I guess it's not the worst of fates. At least I have a job.
I got into work and was promptly greeted with an almost empty box of unsharpened pencils. Why does this matter? Well, where I work is a little slow on keeping up with the technology end of things. So why quite a few (generally larger) institutions have an electronic system in place for evaluations, we still do things the old fashioned way with paper and pencil. I had complaints about there not being any sharpened pencils; so I spent part of my morning sharpening pencils because the people who use them don't want to do it themselves. Ok fine. So in the midst of this task I had someone say to me "a college degree at work" and "let them sharpen their own damn pencils." The last part made me smile...the first part made me cringe.
4 years at a school to get a degree in a field where I can't even get my foot in the door (I've long stopped trying really) and here I am sharpening pencils.
I guess it's not the worst of fates. At least I have a job.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
After a Very Very Long Hiatus
I kind of gave up on the blogging sphere and took a very long break...obviously.
Life got hectic, the novelty wore off and readership was down (not that it was very up to begin with).
But I thought maybe I'd start trying to update again and include useful things.
Ignoring the useful things for now:
Here has what has happened up til about now.
1. I was offered my temp job and became a full time, benefit eligible employee. This happened towards the end of July.
2. In the process, before I was offered the job, I almost moved to Massachusetts without a job and was going to strike it out there while living with my sister and brother-in-law. A very tough decision after I was offered the job. I struggled for about a week before deciding to stay. Who was I to spit in the face of a paying job with benefits?
3. After accepting the job, I was told, because of budget cuts, that my time was going to be split between two positions...
4. So now I am an Administrative Assistant and a Career Coordinator. Two full time jobs being done in half the time, about 19 hours a week for each, give or take a couple hours here and there.
So needless to say I was out of my head from August-September, while I was getting used to the idea, being trained in a new position, and taking up more responsibility that was left out on the temp job.
But! Experience is experience...and even though at times I feel like I'm going to strangle someone if they ask me to make 4 copies for them when the copier is larger than life right next to me, I have coped. I am learning.
I do have to say that I really have learned how to beef up my resume and cover letter.
Life got hectic, the novelty wore off and readership was down (not that it was very up to begin with).
But I thought maybe I'd start trying to update again and include useful things.
Ignoring the useful things for now:
Here has what has happened up til about now.
1. I was offered my temp job and became a full time, benefit eligible employee. This happened towards the end of July.
2. In the process, before I was offered the job, I almost moved to Massachusetts without a job and was going to strike it out there while living with my sister and brother-in-law. A very tough decision after I was offered the job. I struggled for about a week before deciding to stay. Who was I to spit in the face of a paying job with benefits?
3. After accepting the job, I was told, because of budget cuts, that my time was going to be split between two positions...
4. So now I am an Administrative Assistant and a Career Coordinator. Two full time jobs being done in half the time, about 19 hours a week for each, give or take a couple hours here and there.
So needless to say I was out of my head from August-September, while I was getting used to the idea, being trained in a new position, and taking up more responsibility that was left out on the temp job.
But! Experience is experience...and even though at times I feel like I'm going to strangle someone if they ask me to make 4 copies for them when the copier is larger than life right next to me, I have coped. I am learning.
I do have to say that I really have learned how to beef up my resume and cover letter.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Highest Paying Jobs
Thank you Yahoo for once again letting us know what the highest paying jobs are for kids graduating out of college are.
Unfortunately, unless you are mechanically minded you're screwed. :)
High Paying Jobs
Unfortunately, unless you are mechanically minded you're screwed. :)
High Paying Jobs
Monday, July 20, 2009
Officially
I am officially, gainfully employed. I was offered my temp job about two weeks ago.
After I had decided that I was going to Boston...finally. I had nothing tying me down here anymore.
Once I told my boss I was planning on leaving in a month I got a call that night with an unofficial offer, and another call the next morning with an official offer, with pay raise.
So I tossed and turned over my decision.
Some may think "What's to decide? You got a job in this forsaken job market. Don't be stupid."
Well I was relishing the idea of doing something stupid for once, stupid in the sense of irresponsible.
But I have taken the job. I have done the responsible thing once again. If I didn't have student loans I would have been out that door and on my way to Boston. Ah, but the price of education.
So here's to hoping that this is the right decision and a happy one at that.
After I had decided that I was going to Boston...finally. I had nothing tying me down here anymore.
Once I told my boss I was planning on leaving in a month I got a call that night with an unofficial offer, and another call the next morning with an official offer, with pay raise.
So I tossed and turned over my decision.
Some may think "What's to decide? You got a job in this forsaken job market. Don't be stupid."
Well I was relishing the idea of doing something stupid for once, stupid in the sense of irresponsible.
But I have taken the job. I have done the responsible thing once again. If I didn't have student loans I would have been out that door and on my way to Boston. Ah, but the price of education.
So here's to hoping that this is the right decision and a happy one at that.
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Decaf Espresso
What is with decalf espresso? Seriously. Doesn't that "decaf" part defeat the purpose of espresso?
Granted there is still some caffiene in anything decalf.
But isn't the purpose of espresso to give a person a jolt of highly concentrated caffiene? I thought so.
Sorry just a mini rant.
Granted there is still some caffiene in anything decalf.
But isn't the purpose of espresso to give a person a jolt of highly concentrated caffiene? I thought so.
Sorry just a mini rant.
Friday, July 10, 2009
Oh So Bored/Web Comics
Work is very very slow right now.
I seriously had maybe an hours worth of work so far today and I've been here since 8:30 am. It is now 10:30 and I have to be here until 4:30. Oh poooor me.
What bothers me the most is that it is such a beautiful day out today, an actual real day of summer, when it has been raining so much for the past few weeks.
So I'm being fidgity, looking for things to do and reading comics. I forgot my book again.
Here's a couple web comics that I keep track of. They're really good
Girls with Slingshots
Anders Loves Maria
I really owe the credit to my boyfriend for introducing me to these.
Happy reading
I seriously had maybe an hours worth of work so far today and I've been here since 8:30 am. It is now 10:30 and I have to be here until 4:30. Oh poooor me.
What bothers me the most is that it is such a beautiful day out today, an actual real day of summer, when it has been raining so much for the past few weeks.
So I'm being fidgity, looking for things to do and reading comics. I forgot my book again.
Here's a couple web comics that I keep track of. They're really good
Girls with Slingshots
Anders Loves Maria
I really owe the credit to my boyfriend for introducing me to these.
Happy reading
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Now for Cover Letters
Last post was just a quick link for resumes. This link below is for the daunting cover letter.
If anyone of you are like me, the cover letter is probably the toughest part. I reworked my cover letter last night and pretty much edited out the whole thing and started over.
Now if you're lucky enough to have a great brother-in-law (or other relative) like I do who reads these things for a living (among other parts of his job) then you're in a good spot to have someone help you edit (Thanks Andrew).
If not, this link might help. I know it helped me rethink a lot of my cover letter last night.
Click me! Click me!
Even if you don't have someone who is excellent at grammar and placement of sentences, find someone to check it over for typos at least. It's easy to miss them when you know what you think you wrote and just skim over the mistakes.
If anyone of you are like me, the cover letter is probably the toughest part. I reworked my cover letter last night and pretty much edited out the whole thing and started over.
Now if you're lucky enough to have a great brother-in-law (or other relative) like I do who reads these things for a living (among other parts of his job) then you're in a good spot to have someone help you edit (Thanks Andrew).
If not, this link might help. I know it helped me rethink a lot of my cover letter last night.
Click me! Click me!
Even if you don't have someone who is excellent at grammar and placement of sentences, find someone to check it over for typos at least. It's easy to miss them when you know what you think you wrote and just skim over the mistakes.
Monday, July 6, 2009
Working late
Oy! I have been away for along time again. Onset of summer I suppose.
No matter.
I am in the process of job hunting again along with many other lucky people.
So for those who are in the same rut as I am here's a link to help bolster your resume:
Click me!
Go have fun and stay up late working on your resume and cover letter like me!
No matter.
I am in the process of job hunting again along with many other lucky people.
So for those who are in the same rut as I am here's a link to help bolster your resume:
Click me!
Go have fun and stay up late working on your resume and cover letter like me!
Friday, June 5, 2009
Hi Mom! Hi Dad! I'm home :)
Here's a quick bit of an article for those of the college grads who will be returning home.
The Chronicle of Higher Education
From the issue dated May 22, 2009
JUST ASKING
Verses of Economy
By STEVE KOLOWICH
Poetry is all about economy. Words are used with precision and thrift. But not all poetry is about economics. In fact, almost none of it is, and that is a tragedy, says Stephen T. Ziliak, an economics professor at Roosevelt University. "An economics without poetry" he says, "is an economics that is blind."
To supplement their studies, Mr. Ziliak encourages his economics students to compose haiku, the Japanese poetry that consists of three lines of verse in a 5-7-5 syllabic order. He assigns haiku challenges for bonus points on exams, and even holds haiku workshops as part of a course on rhetoric in economics.
Q: Mom and Dad, I'm home!
The job market is nasty —
Where is my bedroom?
A: Invisible hand:
Mother of inflated hope,
Mistress of despair!
Copyright © 2009 by The Chronicle of Higher Education
Original Link (http://chronicle.com/weekly/v55/i37/37a00604.htm)
The Chronicle of Higher Education
From the issue dated May 22, 2009
JUST ASKING
Verses of Economy
By STEVE KOLOWICH
Poetry is all about economy. Words are used with precision and thrift. But not all poetry is about economics. In fact, almost none of it is, and that is a tragedy, says Stephen T. Ziliak, an economics professor at Roosevelt University. "An economics without poetry" he says, "is an economics that is blind."
To supplement their studies, Mr. Ziliak encourages his economics students to compose haiku, the Japanese poetry that consists of three lines of verse in a 5-7-5 syllabic order. He assigns haiku challenges for bonus points on exams, and even holds haiku workshops as part of a course on rhetoric in economics.
Q: Mom and Dad, I'm home!
The job market is nasty —
Where is my bedroom?
A: Invisible hand:
Mother of inflated hope,
Mistress of despair!
Copyright © 2009 by The Chronicle of Higher Education
Original Link (http://chronicle.com/weekly/v55/i37/37a00604.htm)
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Higher Paying Jobs
Thank you Yahoo for narrowing the job market for all of those looking to get payed a ton of money per hour.
Yahoo posted today a list of high paying jobs for all of those aspiring to make $40 or more per hour during a work day.
Yahoo was careful to pick one job out of a few different possible fields so that everyone might be able to find something.
Albeit most of these jobs will require an expensive education or lots of experience (i.e. Art Director) it is hopeful to see that there are higher paying jobs out there that are still open at this point.
One of the flourishing fields is medical care. Unsurprising really. Us humans will always need medical attention. Whether it's just a cold that won't go away, to continuing to do that silly thing called having children, to car accidents etc.
So if you can stomach the idea of stiching up someones wounds, poking around in someones intestines during surgery, giving shots, and examining snotty nose kids who will more than likely sneeze in your face, the medical field might be a good thing to look into.
You can read the Original Post here.
Yahoo posted today a list of high paying jobs for all of those aspiring to make $40 or more per hour during a work day.
Yahoo was careful to pick one job out of a few different possible fields so that everyone might be able to find something.
Albeit most of these jobs will require an expensive education or lots of experience (i.e. Art Director) it is hopeful to see that there are higher paying jobs out there that are still open at this point.
One of the flourishing fields is medical care. Unsurprising really. Us humans will always need medical attention. Whether it's just a cold that won't go away, to continuing to do that silly thing called having children, to car accidents etc.
So if you can stomach the idea of stiching up someones wounds, poking around in someones intestines during surgery, giving shots, and examining snotty nose kids who will more than likely sneeze in your face, the medical field might be a good thing to look into.
You can read the Original Post here.
Monday, June 1, 2009
Mer
While I'm sitting here, waiting on dinner to cook and jamming to the easy listening music on the TV guide channel (because there isn't really anything on right now), I thought I'd update since it's been a bit.
Continuing my addiction of games. Thanks to my brother who posted here I have become addicted to yet another game. Kingdom of Loathing (KOL).
It's funny, witty, and just plain simple fun. Go ahead and waste your day, especially that time between when you're supposed to be looking for a job...
Continuing my addiction of games. Thanks to my brother who posted here I have become addicted to yet another game. Kingdom of Loathing (KOL).
It's funny, witty, and just plain simple fun. Go ahead and waste your day, especially that time between when you're supposed to be looking for a job...
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Nice Weather
Nice sunny weather here is a rarity. The weather starts to go downhill around October and goes through April or May.
There will be a smattering of good days in April. You can definitely tell when the nice weather hits, because class sizes get much smaller and if you take short walk down to the lake you can find a good portion of the college students playing hooky.
But now classes are out and I get to go to the beach after work :)
I ended up taking a 2 hour lunch today...it was legit on the fact that I had my normal hour lunch and then ran into my two supervisors and chatted outside for another 45 minutes. Works for me.
The thing about living in a high winter impact climate is that you learn to really really appreciate the sunny warm weather.
Yay for summer!
There will be a smattering of good days in April. You can definitely tell when the nice weather hits, because class sizes get much smaller and if you take short walk down to the lake you can find a good portion of the college students playing hooky.
But now classes are out and I get to go to the beach after work :)
I ended up taking a 2 hour lunch today...it was legit on the fact that I had my normal hour lunch and then ran into my two supervisors and chatted outside for another 45 minutes. Works for me.
The thing about living in a high winter impact climate is that you learn to really really appreciate the sunny warm weather.
Yay for summer!
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Things to do
For the longest time after graduation, I wasn't working a full week. On my days off, besides looking for a full-time career, I'd spend most of my time here
For awhile there the thing I looked forward to was new badges or cards to play for. That's when I knew my life was either getting really sad or I was much easier to please than I thought.
Either way it's still a fun site.
Speaking of which, I need to go get the new badges...
For awhile there the thing I looked forward to was new badges or cards to play for. That's when I knew my life was either getting really sad or I was much easier to please than I thought.
Either way it's still a fun site.
Speaking of which, I need to go get the new badges...
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Graduation time
It's that season. :) Graduations are happening all over now. Congrats to all of those who have now passed on from college into the real world.
The graduation of my Alma matter was this past Saturday. I attended and was near sniveling the entire time. I knew a few people graduating so it was nice to see those people making the passage that I did last year.
Quite a few are asking the question of "What now?"
My answer: Try to find a job...
Seriously get your butts out there and do the leg work and apply to a gazillion jobs until you can find one. That's the best thing you can do for yourself right now.
have fun... :)
The graduation of my Alma matter was this past Saturday. I attended and was near sniveling the entire time. I knew a few people graduating so it was nice to see those people making the passage that I did last year.
Quite a few are asking the question of "What now?"
My answer: Try to find a job...
Seriously get your butts out there and do the leg work and apply to a gazillion jobs until you can find one. That's the best thing you can do for yourself right now.
have fun... :)
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Wandering off...
I've gotten the sense that this blog may have meandered away from the supposed intention of being helpful to college grads or ones to be.
Then I thought about it.
It's supposed to be about life after college. Nobody said that meant it had to be useful or insightful in anyway.
Then I realized that I lead a fairly boring, day in day out kind of life and it really can't be that entertaining to read about.
Today, for example, it's Mom's day. So I gave my mom her present this morning, went to church, came home had lunch. I made her strawberry shortcake and tea then flopped on the couch for most of the rest of the afternoon and watched a marathon of "Whose Wedding is it Anyway?" Which sadly, in between laundry and packing for the next week of puppy sitting that I'm doing, inspired me too browse through wedding dresses and start planning a wedding. A wedding, mind you, that is not on the horizon as of yet.
Moving on.
I heart Amazing Race! The finale was tonight, so of course I needed to watch. Yay! Asian kids for winning! I liked them. :) I was tossed between the brother/sister Asians and the Mom and Deaf son. I thought that they were two of the best teams on the race and would have been happy if one or the other had won.
Now it's iron chef time.
So you see, this is my life. Work and being absorbed by cable tv now that I have it. At least until my mom decides to downgrade to basic cable, in which no more wedding shows or iron chef for me. :(
That is that and if do anything that's actually remotely interesting, I'll be sure to tell all of you about it so that it may inspire your post-college life as well...
Then I thought about it.
It's supposed to be about life after college. Nobody said that meant it had to be useful or insightful in anyway.
Then I realized that I lead a fairly boring, day in day out kind of life and it really can't be that entertaining to read about.
Today, for example, it's Mom's day. So I gave my mom her present this morning, went to church, came home had lunch. I made her strawberry shortcake and tea then flopped on the couch for most of the rest of the afternoon and watched a marathon of "Whose Wedding is it Anyway?" Which sadly, in between laundry and packing for the next week of puppy sitting that I'm doing, inspired me too browse through wedding dresses and start planning a wedding. A wedding, mind you, that is not on the horizon as of yet.
Moving on.
I heart Amazing Race! The finale was tonight, so of course I needed to watch. Yay! Asian kids for winning! I liked them. :) I was tossed between the brother/sister Asians and the Mom and Deaf son. I thought that they were two of the best teams on the race and would have been happy if one or the other had won.
Now it's iron chef time.
So you see, this is my life. Work and being absorbed by cable tv now that I have it. At least until my mom decides to downgrade to basic cable, in which no more wedding shows or iron chef for me. :(
That is that and if do anything that's actually remotely interesting, I'll be sure to tell all of you about it so that it may inspire your post-college life as well...
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Props
I'd like to give a thumbs up to Cake Wrecks for making my mundane, after college life a little bit happier. I heart this blog. :) (and thanks to my boyfriend who introduced me to the blog).
Friday, May 8, 2009
Fun link and mind meandering
My sister sent me this link and I thought it was pretty funny even if the song on loop got to my head after awhile.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EYAUazLI9k
Things have slowed down at work...almost. Commencement is next weekend so there will be some things to do but right now is my time to get things done that was low priority the whole semester. I have a gazillion documents to scan and archive. Which today I found out my copier scans documents. yay! That means I don't need to lug everything over to the library to scan them in.
So with the addition of cable in my household I am loving up the food network. I loved this channel when I was at school and will spend any spare moment watching it. Along with cartoon network, style network, amc, and tcm.
I've also taken up starting to exercise again. With the onslaught of warmer weather my body said "uh...you really aren't in any kind of shape...you know that right?" So I tried some yoga then body toning and my legs are horribly sore. But so it goes.
I've come to the conclusion that life after college is much of the same as it was before college and less fun... :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EYAUazLI9k
Things have slowed down at work...almost. Commencement is next weekend so there will be some things to do but right now is my time to get things done that was low priority the whole semester. I have a gazillion documents to scan and archive. Which today I found out my copier scans documents. yay! That means I don't need to lug everything over to the library to scan them in.
So with the addition of cable in my household I am loving up the food network. I loved this channel when I was at school and will spend any spare moment watching it. Along with cartoon network, style network, amc, and tcm.
I've also taken up starting to exercise again. With the onslaught of warmer weather my body said "uh...you really aren't in any kind of shape...you know that right?" So I tried some yoga then body toning and my legs are horribly sore. But so it goes.
I've come to the conclusion that life after college is much of the same as it was before college and less fun... :)
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
After a very long hiatus
I think the hardest thing about right now is being able to balance things.
I find myself working 6 days a week and never really having a day to just have a day off.
Sundays don't count since I'm made to get up and do the church thing with my Mom and after that every other week a slew of family comes up and over and has lunch and stays for a few hours. I've just recently taken to screwing being a "good little hostess" and going about my own business after lunch and clean up. After all, I can only handle so many talks about health and dental issues before it all sounds the same and gets very boring or gross. Take your pick.
The next issue is finding time to be around friends.
Squeezing time in is hard when the only time really available is after work and all I really want to do is sit back and zone out in front of the TV. Especially now that cable has just found it's way to being installed on the grounds where I live (and I now have made it to the 21st century with the glorious switch from dial up to roadrunner). I love my friends and like to hang out with them but I don't always think I'm good company because they get me at the end of the day or week when I'm really tired and just wishing to catch up on sleep. Then factor in that I have about 3 different sets up of friends.
3rd problem, oh messy house. Who seriously wants to clean...ever? I'm cramming in picking up my room and cleaning the bathroom and kitchen between work and friends. Usually I work on it on Wednesday morning when I get to go into my one job a little bit later.
I can honestly say this adult thing gets old very quickly. After the glow of graduating and a new job wears off it hits you pretty hard in the face.
Although, I'm starting to settle in a little bit better. Occasionally, I still find myself ready to just drop everything and try being irresponsible for once. A big jump for me since most of my older co-workers, who have known me for quite a few years, tell me I was born 30. If I didn't have loans to pay off, perhaps I would just pick up and move to a random place in the states and pick my way through part time jobs and seeing the sights while I'm at it. :)
I find myself working 6 days a week and never really having a day to just have a day off.
Sundays don't count since I'm made to get up and do the church thing with my Mom and after that every other week a slew of family comes up and over and has lunch and stays for a few hours. I've just recently taken to screwing being a "good little hostess" and going about my own business after lunch and clean up. After all, I can only handle so many talks about health and dental issues before it all sounds the same and gets very boring or gross. Take your pick.
The next issue is finding time to be around friends.
Squeezing time in is hard when the only time really available is after work and all I really want to do is sit back and zone out in front of the TV. Especially now that cable has just found it's way to being installed on the grounds where I live (and I now have made it to the 21st century with the glorious switch from dial up to roadrunner). I love my friends and like to hang out with them but I don't always think I'm good company because they get me at the end of the day or week when I'm really tired and just wishing to catch up on sleep. Then factor in that I have about 3 different sets up of friends.
3rd problem, oh messy house. Who seriously wants to clean...ever? I'm cramming in picking up my room and cleaning the bathroom and kitchen between work and friends. Usually I work on it on Wednesday morning when I get to go into my one job a little bit later.
I can honestly say this adult thing gets old very quickly. After the glow of graduating and a new job wears off it hits you pretty hard in the face.
Although, I'm starting to settle in a little bit better. Occasionally, I still find myself ready to just drop everything and try being irresponsible for once. A big jump for me since most of my older co-workers, who have known me for quite a few years, tell me I was born 30. If I didn't have loans to pay off, perhaps I would just pick up and move to a random place in the states and pick my way through part time jobs and seeing the sights while I'm at it. :)
Friday, April 10, 2009
Slacking
Oh my have I been slacking...
Whew.
It's hard to have much of a life when I'm working 30 hours a week at one job and 14 hours at another.
I'm definitely overtired and stressed out.
I have had very little interest in the past couple weeks in trying to bolster peoples confidence about finding jobs and being successful. My attitude is "do it yourself." *sigh* just kidding.
Today has been fairly nice though. Since it's Good Friday a few professors didn't come in, some classes weren't held, and students went home. It's been pretty quite for the last couple of hours.
I really haven't had time or energy to come up with anything helpful. Researching things has been lost in a pile of papers, telephone calls, e-mails, etc.
So while I am feeling a lack of creativity and interest, I hope everyone else is doing well and staying positive.
With graduation coming around the corner it will only get scarier from here. bwahaha. *ahem*
Happy Easter everyone
Whew.
It's hard to have much of a life when I'm working 30 hours a week at one job and 14 hours at another.
I'm definitely overtired and stressed out.
I have had very little interest in the past couple weeks in trying to bolster peoples confidence about finding jobs and being successful. My attitude is "do it yourself." *sigh* just kidding.
Today has been fairly nice though. Since it's Good Friday a few professors didn't come in, some classes weren't held, and students went home. It's been pretty quite for the last couple of hours.
I really haven't had time or energy to come up with anything helpful. Researching things has been lost in a pile of papers, telephone calls, e-mails, etc.
So while I am feeling a lack of creativity and interest, I hope everyone else is doing well and staying positive.
With graduation coming around the corner it will only get scarier from here. bwahaha. *ahem*
Happy Easter everyone
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Dangers of a Sit Down Job
It has taken me the longest time to get used to sitting around for most of the day doing computer work and not running around and standing most of the day as I have for the past 9.5 years.
Danger 1: Inactivity
Danger 2: Candy.
I have gotten to be so bad. I bought Easter candy on Monday to put on my desk for everyone else. It all disappeared before I came in this morning. With a bit of my help. But I also have my own stash in my drawer. I'm trying to be good, or else I'll end up gaining weight again like I did the semester I just sat around and wrote papers for a good portion of the day and ate Hobnobs. Oooooh Hobnobs!
So those are the two dangers.
Beyond that. It is a beautiful day out and I'm having a hard time doing work. I managed to open an ancient window in one of the offices off of mine. It took some muscle.
But back to work for me. :) Ciao
Danger 1: Inactivity
Danger 2: Candy.
I have gotten to be so bad. I bought Easter candy on Monday to put on my desk for everyone else. It all disappeared before I came in this morning. With a bit of my help. But I also have my own stash in my drawer. I'm trying to be good, or else I'll end up gaining weight again like I did the semester I just sat around and wrote papers for a good portion of the day and ate Hobnobs. Oooooh Hobnobs!
So those are the two dangers.
Beyond that. It is a beautiful day out and I'm having a hard time doing work. I managed to open an ancient window in one of the offices off of mine. It took some muscle.
But back to work for me. :) Ciao
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Hi everyone,
I'm back for the most part.
When checking my e-mail this morning I came across this job search tip link. It has some nifty advice. There are some good ideas in here. Many that I wish I had thought of before.
Career Advice
Back to work. Have a good day
I'm back for the most part.
When checking my e-mail this morning I came across this job search tip link. It has some nifty advice. There are some good ideas in here. Many that I wish I had thought of before.
Career Advice
Back to work. Have a good day
Friday, March 27, 2009
Mental Health
I'm sorry for the lack of posts.
I've been on a little bit of a mental vacation.
I'm still on that mental vacation. I'm hoping to be coming back soon.
Thanks for your patience
I've been on a little bit of a mental vacation.
I'm still on that mental vacation. I'm hoping to be coming back soon.
Thanks for your patience
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
If All Else Fails...
I promised this a few posts ago and forgot about it. Oops.
This is my favorite idea for a response to a rejection letter. To those who are or have been in a position were you could wallpaper your house with all of the rejection letters you've received, you will laugh.
This is from another unknown source. Enjoy. (Disclaimer: I don't actually endorse sending this to any possible employer that has rejected anyone. But if someone does send it, please let me know what happened if anything. I'd be very curious to find out).
If all else fails and you receive a rejection letter, consider this reply:
Dear (name):
Thank you for your letter of (date). After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your school (company). This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite (college's/company's) outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your school (company) immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.
Sincerely,
(your name here)
*rofl*
This is my favorite idea for a response to a rejection letter. To those who are or have been in a position were you could wallpaper your house with all of the rejection letters you've received, you will laugh.
This is from another unknown source. Enjoy. (Disclaimer: I don't actually endorse sending this to any possible employer that has rejected anyone. But if someone does send it, please let me know what happened if anything. I'd be very curious to find out).
If all else fails and you receive a rejection letter, consider this reply:
Dear (name):
Thank you for your letter of (date). After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your school (company). This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite (college's/company's) outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your school (company) immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.
Sincerely,
(your name here)
*rofl*
Monday, March 16, 2009
Odd Jobs Etc.
Hrm. Some of these jobs just seem down right silly. Other's really aren't that strange but perhaps you wouldn't give a second thought to during your day.
This is an article from Careerbuilder.com. I'm sure I mentioned the site before. It's a good search engine for jobs, especially local ones.
Here are 20 odd jobs portrayed in Rica Schiff’s books.
1. Breath odor evaluator What they do: Odor judges smell nasty morning breath or breath “insulted” with strong scents, like garlic or coffee. They rate the breath on a scale from one to nine, one being the worst. To test odor-reducing products like gum or mouthwash, they smell the breath again and assign it a new rating. (Really? Who would want to smell peoples breath all day. Although it doesn't seem like a terribly hard job. I wonder what the pay is...)
2. Diener What they do: Prepare cadavers for the pathologist before autopsies are performed in hospitals. (I would have to pass on this. No matter how much it paid.)
3. Ribbon candy puller What they do: After a heated combination of sugar, corn syrup, water and coloring agent has cooled, batches of different colors are laid out side by side. Someone then pulls the candy thin until it’s about an inch wide. The final product is a multicolored hard candy. (Wouldn't this fall under the category of candy maker? It really doesn't seem that odd to me. I'd try it though).
4. Ocularist What they do: In short, they paint artificial eyes. It sounds easier than it is, since as with real eyes, no two are exactly the same. (I've heard of this one before. I'm afraid if I painted eyes that wouldn't look quite right. Pass).
5. Flatulence smell-reduction underwear maker What they do: Create underwear that protects against bad human gas for people who suffer from gastrointestinal problems. The underwear is made with various materials and filters to help remedy hydrogen sulfide gases, the main offender in foul smells. (O_o lol who really ever would have thought about making underwear that reduces the smell of someones gas? I wonder if it actually works).
6. Beer tester What they do: Taste – and spit out – beer all day to approve new and existing flavors. (There seriously has to be more to the job than just tasting beer. Not a big fan of beer, I'm afraid I'd be terrible at this. Now if it was wine I might do alright).
7. Crack filler What they do: Using a silicone sealant, they repair the wear and tear inflicted on monumental structures, like Mount Rushmore. (Again. How about catagorizing this under "Construction").
8. Ball tester What they do: Assess basketballs, footballs, volleyballs and soccer balls for air-retention, inflation, roundness, weight and reboundability. (Quality control anyone? If this didn't require any athletic skill, I could do that).
9. Video game tester What they do: For eight hours a day, five days a week, a group of males and females of all ages play video games. They repeat levels, games and characters, looking for any bugs and/or glitches in the software. (I've heard of this one before too. I've also heard it's not as fun as it sounds).
10. Tampon tester What they do: Check all sizes of tampons for absorbency and cord strength in accordance with Food and Drug Administration standards. Most testers check up to 125 pieces per day. (Quality control...it makes sense).
11. Gold reclaimer What they do: Scour old teeth for fillings, melting the gold from them with broken gold jewelry into tiny gold pellets, which are then resold to jewelers. (er...does this mean they dig up dead people and pry their fillings out? Gross).
12. Dog sniffer What they do: Once a week, they analyze the odor of dogs' breath to test the effect of the animals' diet on their teeth. Breath is graded on a scale of zero to 10 and is categorized as sweaty, salty, musty, fungal or decaying. (From smelling human's breath to dog's breath. I wonder if they use a breathalizer like they do for DWI's).
13. Potato chip inspector What they do: Search for overcooked or clumped chips to discard as they come down the assembly line. (Discard? I could discard them right into my tummy. This would be a bad job for me).
14. Porta-potty servicer What they do: Like regular restrooms, portable toilets need maintenance, too. Once a week, service workers clean these single-stall facilities to achieve certain standards of sanitation. (Hat's off to the people who can do this and not vomit constantly. I hope you get paid well).
15. Barbie dress designer What they do: Fashion designers at Mattel Toys, the company behind Barbie, create hundreds of new styles for Barbie and her ever-expanding entourage. (Makes sense to me. Otherwise she'd be going naked).
16. Wax figure maker What they do: Mold wax to create figures, often for, but not limited to, the human form. Figures are often made in the likeness of people who have achieved historical or celebrity recognition. (Wax museums are very cool and slightly creepy).
17. Safecracker What they do: When combinations are lost or forgotten, safecrackers use their ears and fingers to open the safe. (Awesome :) This might be fun to try for a day or two).
18. Wig maker What they do: Put simply, they make wigs, but the process is anything but simple. First, wig makers create a plastic model of the wearer’s head and hairline, and then they transfer the mold onto a padded canvas similar to the client’s general head size, covering it with wig lace. Using a needle, they knot and pull thousands of hairs, one by one, through the mesh cap. Once all the hairs are in place, the wig is styled to the wearer’s preference. (This is another job that makes sense. Where else would they come from?).
19. Paper towel sniffer What they do: Paper towel manufacturers prefer their products to be odorless before, during and after their use. Naturally, paper towel sniffers ensure that once a paper towel is used, there is no noticeable scent. (Seriously? I kind of question this one).
20. Foley artist What they do: Use whatever they can find to create and record the noises used to make the sound effects in films, like heavy footsteps, rolling thunder or creaking doors. (I've seen the Foley artist accredited in the end titles, but was never sure what it was they did. This is pretty fun. I'd do this for a living).
Written by (With comments added by me): Rachel Zupek is a writer and blogger for CareerBuilder.com. She researches and writes about job search strategy, career management, hiring trends and workplace issues.
The article came from this link
This is an article from Careerbuilder.com. I'm sure I mentioned the site before. It's a good search engine for jobs, especially local ones.
Here are 20 odd jobs portrayed in Rica Schiff’s books.
1. Breath odor evaluator What they do: Odor judges smell nasty morning breath or breath “insulted” with strong scents, like garlic or coffee. They rate the breath on a scale from one to nine, one being the worst. To test odor-reducing products like gum or mouthwash, they smell the breath again and assign it a new rating. (Really? Who would want to smell peoples breath all day. Although it doesn't seem like a terribly hard job. I wonder what the pay is...)
2. Diener What they do: Prepare cadavers for the pathologist before autopsies are performed in hospitals. (I would have to pass on this. No matter how much it paid.)
3. Ribbon candy puller What they do: After a heated combination of sugar, corn syrup, water and coloring agent has cooled, batches of different colors are laid out side by side. Someone then pulls the candy thin until it’s about an inch wide. The final product is a multicolored hard candy. (Wouldn't this fall under the category of candy maker? It really doesn't seem that odd to me. I'd try it though).
4. Ocularist What they do: In short, they paint artificial eyes. It sounds easier than it is, since as with real eyes, no two are exactly the same. (I've heard of this one before. I'm afraid if I painted eyes that wouldn't look quite right. Pass).
5. Flatulence smell-reduction underwear maker What they do: Create underwear that protects against bad human gas for people who suffer from gastrointestinal problems. The underwear is made with various materials and filters to help remedy hydrogen sulfide gases, the main offender in foul smells. (O_o lol who really ever would have thought about making underwear that reduces the smell of someones gas? I wonder if it actually works).
6. Beer tester What they do: Taste – and spit out – beer all day to approve new and existing flavors. (There seriously has to be more to the job than just tasting beer. Not a big fan of beer, I'm afraid I'd be terrible at this. Now if it was wine I might do alright).
7. Crack filler What they do: Using a silicone sealant, they repair the wear and tear inflicted on monumental structures, like Mount Rushmore. (Again. How about catagorizing this under "Construction").
8. Ball tester What they do: Assess basketballs, footballs, volleyballs and soccer balls for air-retention, inflation, roundness, weight and reboundability. (Quality control anyone? If this didn't require any athletic skill, I could do that).
9. Video game tester What they do: For eight hours a day, five days a week, a group of males and females of all ages play video games. They repeat levels, games and characters, looking for any bugs and/or glitches in the software. (I've heard of this one before too. I've also heard it's not as fun as it sounds).
10. Tampon tester What they do: Check all sizes of tampons for absorbency and cord strength in accordance with Food and Drug Administration standards. Most testers check up to 125 pieces per day. (Quality control...it makes sense).
11. Gold reclaimer What they do: Scour old teeth for fillings, melting the gold from them with broken gold jewelry into tiny gold pellets, which are then resold to jewelers. (er...does this mean they dig up dead people and pry their fillings out? Gross).
12. Dog sniffer What they do: Once a week, they analyze the odor of dogs' breath to test the effect of the animals' diet on their teeth. Breath is graded on a scale of zero to 10 and is categorized as sweaty, salty, musty, fungal or decaying. (From smelling human's breath to dog's breath. I wonder if they use a breathalizer like they do for DWI's).
13. Potato chip inspector What they do: Search for overcooked or clumped chips to discard as they come down the assembly line. (Discard? I could discard them right into my tummy. This would be a bad job for me).
14. Porta-potty servicer What they do: Like regular restrooms, portable toilets need maintenance, too. Once a week, service workers clean these single-stall facilities to achieve certain standards of sanitation. (Hat's off to the people who can do this and not vomit constantly. I hope you get paid well).
15. Barbie dress designer What they do: Fashion designers at Mattel Toys, the company behind Barbie, create hundreds of new styles for Barbie and her ever-expanding entourage. (Makes sense to me. Otherwise she'd be going naked).
16. Wax figure maker What they do: Mold wax to create figures, often for, but not limited to, the human form. Figures are often made in the likeness of people who have achieved historical or celebrity recognition. (Wax museums are very cool and slightly creepy).
17. Safecracker What they do: When combinations are lost or forgotten, safecrackers use their ears and fingers to open the safe. (Awesome :) This might be fun to try for a day or two).
18. Wig maker What they do: Put simply, they make wigs, but the process is anything but simple. First, wig makers create a plastic model of the wearer’s head and hairline, and then they transfer the mold onto a padded canvas similar to the client’s general head size, covering it with wig lace. Using a needle, they knot and pull thousands of hairs, one by one, through the mesh cap. Once all the hairs are in place, the wig is styled to the wearer’s preference. (This is another job that makes sense. Where else would they come from?).
19. Paper towel sniffer What they do: Paper towel manufacturers prefer their products to be odorless before, during and after their use. Naturally, paper towel sniffers ensure that once a paper towel is used, there is no noticeable scent. (Seriously? I kind of question this one).
20. Foley artist What they do: Use whatever they can find to create and record the noises used to make the sound effects in films, like heavy footsteps, rolling thunder or creaking doors. (I've seen the Foley artist accredited in the end titles, but was never sure what it was they did. This is pretty fun. I'd do this for a living).
Written by (With comments added by me): Rachel Zupek is a writer and blogger for CareerBuilder.com. She researches and writes about job search strategy, career management, hiring trends and workplace issues.
The article came from this link
Friday, March 13, 2009
50 Jobs in 50 States
I thought this was pretty cool. This was shown on ABC news back in January.
A graduate student was having trouble finding a job after graduation. This video shows how he managed to land himself 50 jobs in each of the 50 states of the great old U.S of A.
http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=6607573
He's actually come away from some of these jobs with actual job offers.
A bit old but for those who haven't seen it, it's pretty interesting.
Good luck with your job searching.
A graduate student was having trouble finding a job after graduation. This video shows how he managed to land himself 50 jobs in each of the 50 states of the great old U.S of A.
http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=6607573
He's actually come away from some of these jobs with actual job offers.
A bit old but for those who haven't seen it, it's pretty interesting.
Good luck with your job searching.
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Other career choices...?
In knowing that I am only working a temporary job. I was trying to think of career paths I might take if I don't puruse Admin. Assistant or Graphic Design.
I was talking to my boyfriend and for whatever reason it came up that I had been the Mime in The Fantastiks a couple years ago. So I thought, "Hey! I could look into being a Mime/Street performer."
In response my boyfriend said, "I would make fun of you mercilessly." Ok yes, being a Mime as a chosen career path after spending 4 years in college and accruing multiple loans, I would deserve to be made fun of.
The downside to that career choice, besides being made fun of, is that I have sensitive skin. If I remember correctly, just after wearing white paint plastered on my face for a couple hours for 3 nights, my skin overreacted and broke out in some kind of mild rash and acne.
Ok. Being a Mime has been crossed off the list of possibilites. For now anyway.
I will be thinking about this. I'm going to do some research and see what I can find for the stupidest/craziest/weirdest jobs. There must be a list of these somewhere...
I was talking to my boyfriend and for whatever reason it came up that I had been the Mime in The Fantastiks a couple years ago. So I thought, "Hey! I could look into being a Mime/Street performer."
In response my boyfriend said, "I would make fun of you mercilessly." Ok yes, being a Mime as a chosen career path after spending 4 years in college and accruing multiple loans, I would deserve to be made fun of.
The downside to that career choice, besides being made fun of, is that I have sensitive skin. If I remember correctly, just after wearing white paint plastered on my face for a couple hours for 3 nights, my skin overreacted and broke out in some kind of mild rash and acne.
Ok. Being a Mime has been crossed off the list of possibilites. For now anyway.
I will be thinking about this. I'm going to do some research and see what I can find for the stupidest/craziest/weirdest jobs. There must be a list of these somewhere...
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Down time
There's a lot of down time at work right now since it's spring break. I've been told to bring a book since there isn't much going on.
So I've got my book and I've been trolling game sites. I had no idea there was a new GROW game! It came out in January. I absolutely love these games. http://www.eyezmaze.com is the link to follow.
They're so much fun. The combinations you can get are really cool. So check them out if you're having some down time at work today too ;)
So I've got my book and I've been trolling game sites. I had no idea there was a new GROW game! It came out in January. I absolutely love these games. http://www.eyezmaze.com is the link to follow.
They're so much fun. The combinations you can get are really cool. So check them out if you're having some down time at work today too ;)
Friday, March 6, 2009
Working at a College
Working at a college gives me a split feeling. I walked by a classroom yesterday with a bunch of students taking midterms and thought "I am so glad I am all done with that." Today kids were lugging there belongings out to their cars to go home or on vacation this week for spring break and again I thought "I don't have to do that anymore. Thank goodness that's all over with."
At other times though, especially with some of my friends still in school, I get a nostalgic feeling. Wishing I was back in school, for all the fun, stupid stuff that comes along with living so close to a whole bunch of other kids.
I think the year after college is a weird one. It's so in between everything.
This morning a gave myself a mental slap for living too much in the past. Moving forward can be one of the hardest things to do. All of the wonderful times I had, in England studying abroad, my senior year, the plays I was in, etc., left me feeling pretty off this past year. I told myself "you can remember them and be happy you did all those things, but move on, because there's so much more to do."
Ok. So I'm being a little, what's the word, sappy? philosophical? mushy? I don't know you pick, but it all counts.
Of course, everyone's experience after school will be similar in some ways but different in others. Or maybe just polar opposites. Either way, it's all something to take in.
I wish I could have gotten more feedback from all the people I asked what life after college was for them. It would have been nice to post a more varying range of things, but oh well. People can leave comments.
Have a good weekend everyone.
At other times though, especially with some of my friends still in school, I get a nostalgic feeling. Wishing I was back in school, for all the fun, stupid stuff that comes along with living so close to a whole bunch of other kids.
I think the year after college is a weird one. It's so in between everything.
This morning a gave myself a mental slap for living too much in the past. Moving forward can be one of the hardest things to do. All of the wonderful times I had, in England studying abroad, my senior year, the plays I was in, etc., left me feeling pretty off this past year. I told myself "you can remember them and be happy you did all those things, but move on, because there's so much more to do."
Ok. So I'm being a little, what's the word, sappy? philosophical? mushy? I don't know you pick, but it all counts.
Of course, everyone's experience after school will be similar in some ways but different in others. Or maybe just polar opposites. Either way, it's all something to take in.
I wish I could have gotten more feedback from all the people I asked what life after college was for them. It would have been nice to post a more varying range of things, but oh well. People can leave comments.
Have a good weekend everyone.
Monday, March 2, 2009
Forget it >_<
I was talking to a woman who works in Career Services. She works with college students and gives them advice on how to manage finding a job after graduation.
We were talking and I mentioned how I was all idealistic and naive going into the job search thinking I'd have a job in 2-4 months or so after graduation. And here I am working a part-time job and mercifully temping(which I started at the end of January).
She said "From my experience and how I see things on this end, you need to be naive and idealistic or else you'll just go home at the end of the day and go to bed."
So don't read too far back and listen to my grumbling about the job search and how tough it is.
STAY NAIVE! BE IDEALISTIC!
You'll need all that untainted energy to keep you going.
We were talking and I mentioned how I was all idealistic and naive going into the job search thinking I'd have a job in 2-4 months or so after graduation. And here I am working a part-time job and mercifully temping(which I started at the end of January).
She said "From my experience and how I see things on this end, you need to be naive and idealistic or else you'll just go home at the end of the day and go to bed."
So don't read too far back and listen to my grumbling about the job search and how tough it is.
STAY NAIVE! BE IDEALISTIC!
You'll need all that untainted energy to keep you going.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
How to Screw Up an Interview: Part 3
Here is the last installment of:
How to screw up on interview (unknown source) 13-18 of 18
13.) "During the interview, an alarm clock went off from the candidate's brief case. He took it out, shut it off, apologized and said he had to leave for another interview."
14.) " A telephone call came in for the job applicant. It was from his wife. His side of the conversation went like this: 'Which company? When do I start? What's the salary?' I said, 'I assume you're not interested in conducting the interview any further.' He promptly responded 'I am as long as you'll pay me more.' I didn't hire him, but later found out there was no other job offer. It was a scam to get a higher offer."
15.) His attache [case] opened when he picked it up and the contents spilled, revealing ladies' undergarments and assorted makeup and perfume." O_o
16.) "Candidate said he really didn't want to get a job, but the unemployment office needed proof that he was looking for one."
17.) "...asked who the lovely babe was, pointing to the picture on my desk. When I said it was my wife, he asked if she was home and wanted my phone number. I called security." (Seriously? What kind of idiot would ask something like that?)
18.) "Pointing to a black case he carried into my office, he said that if he was not hired, the bomb would go off. Disbelieving, I began to state why he would never be hired and that I was going to call the police. He the reached down to the case, flipped a switch and ran. No one was injured, but I did need to get a new desk."
I honestly hope they put an alert out on that last guy. Did he honestly think that he would get hired by threatening the interviewer? Slightly crazy if you ask me. My favorite part out of all this funny business will be coming up soon. Look for "Reply to a rejection letter." hehe.
How to screw up on interview (unknown source) 13-18 of 18
13.) "During the interview, an alarm clock went off from the candidate's brief case. He took it out, shut it off, apologized and said he had to leave for another interview."
14.) " A telephone call came in for the job applicant. It was from his wife. His side of the conversation went like this: 'Which company? When do I start? What's the salary?' I said, 'I assume you're not interested in conducting the interview any further.' He promptly responded 'I am as long as you'll pay me more.' I didn't hire him, but later found out there was no other job offer. It was a scam to get a higher offer."
15.) His attache [case] opened when he picked it up and the contents spilled, revealing ladies' undergarments and assorted makeup and perfume." O_o
16.) "Candidate said he really didn't want to get a job, but the unemployment office needed proof that he was looking for one."
17.) "...asked who the lovely babe was, pointing to the picture on my desk. When I said it was my wife, he asked if she was home and wanted my phone number. I called security." (Seriously? What kind of idiot would ask something like that?)
18.) "Pointing to a black case he carried into my office, he said that if he was not hired, the bomb would go off. Disbelieving, I began to state why he would never be hired and that I was going to call the police. He the reached down to the case, flipped a switch and ran. No one was injured, but I did need to get a new desk."
I honestly hope they put an alert out on that last guy. Did he honestly think that he would get hired by threatening the interviewer? Slightly crazy if you ask me. My favorite part out of all this funny business will be coming up soon. Look for "Reply to a rejection letter." hehe.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
How to Screw Up an Interview Part 2
Continuing from the last post more of
How to Screw Up an Interview (unknown source) 6-12 of 18
6. "Stated that, if he were hired, he would demonstrate his loyalty by having the corporate logo tattooed to his forearm."
7. "Interrupted to phone his therapist for advice an answering specific interview questions."
8. " When I asked him about his hobbies, he stood up and started tap dancing around my office."
9. "At the end of the interview, while I stood there dumbstruck, he went through my purse, took out a brush, brushed his hair, and left."
10. "...pulled out a Polaroid camera and snapped a flash picture of me. Said he collected photos of everyone who interviewed him."
11. "Said he wasn't interested because the position paid too much." (What? Seriously...)
12. "While I was on a long-distance phone call, the applicant took out a copy of Penthouse, and looked through the photos only, stopping longest at the centerfold."
Next post I'll finish these up. I really don't get the one about not wanting the position because it paid too much. That just baffles me.
How to Screw Up an Interview (unknown source) 6-12 of 18
6. "Stated that, if he were hired, he would demonstrate his loyalty by having the corporate logo tattooed to his forearm."
7. "Interrupted to phone his therapist for advice an answering specific interview questions."
8. " When I asked him about his hobbies, he stood up and started tap dancing around my office."
9. "At the end of the interview, while I stood there dumbstruck, he went through my purse, took out a brush, brushed his hair, and left."
10. "...pulled out a Polaroid camera and snapped a flash picture of me. Said he collected photos of everyone who interviewed him."
11. "Said he wasn't interested because the position paid too much." (What? Seriously...)
12. "While I was on a long-distance phone call, the applicant took out a copy of Penthouse, and looked through the photos only, stopping longest at the centerfold."
Next post I'll finish these up. I really don't get the one about not wanting the position because it paid too much. That just baffles me.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
How to Screw Up an Interview Part 1
Sorry for the lack of posts lately. I've been finding it harder to keep up with things now that I'm working 6 days a week. But here's some more funny stuff to keep you going while I'm trying to keep up with daily life. Here's Part of 1 of:
How to Screw Up an Interview (unknown source):
We've all been interview for jobs. And, we've all spent most of those interviews thinking about what not to do. Don't bite your nails. Don't fidget. Don't interrupt. Don't belch. If we did any of those don'ts, we knew we'd disqualify ourselves instantly. But some job applicants go light years beyond this. We surveyed top personnel executives of 100 major American corporations and asked for stories of unusual behavior by job applicants. The lowlights(1-5 of 18):
1. "...stretched out on the floor to fill out the job application."
2. "She wore a Walkman and said she could listen to me and the music at the same time."
3. "A balding cadidate abruptly excused himself. Returned to the office a few minutes later, wearing a hairpiece."
4. "...asked to see interviewer's resume to see if the personnel executive was qualified to judge the candidate."
5. "...announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger and french fries in the interviewer's office, wiping the ketchup on her sleeve."
These only keep getting better. It's amazing what some people even think would be OK to do at an interview. Or maybe they're just not thinking at all.
How to Screw Up an Interview (unknown source):
We've all been interview for jobs. And, we've all spent most of those interviews thinking about what not to do. Don't bite your nails. Don't fidget. Don't interrupt. Don't belch. If we did any of those don'ts, we knew we'd disqualify ourselves instantly. But some job applicants go light years beyond this. We surveyed top personnel executives of 100 major American corporations and asked for stories of unusual behavior by job applicants. The lowlights(1-5 of 18):
1. "...stretched out on the floor to fill out the job application."
2. "She wore a Walkman and said she could listen to me and the music at the same time."
3. "A balding cadidate abruptly excused himself. Returned to the office a few minutes later, wearing a hairpiece."
4. "...asked to see interviewer's resume to see if the personnel executive was qualified to judge the candidate."
5. "...announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger and french fries in the interviewer's office, wiping the ketchup on her sleeve."
These only keep getting better. It's amazing what some people even think would be OK to do at an interview. Or maybe they're just not thinking at all.
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Valentine's Day.
Happy Valentine's Day! or Single's Awareness Day as some of my friends will insist upon.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Mixed Feelings
I have come to have mixed feelings about being an adult. It has it's perks, I can drive, earn my own money, buy things if I want to, and make decisions.
Another part of me wishes to be a little girl again. Just playing and going to school wishing I was older. No worries about if my next paycheck is going to stretch as far as I need it to or if it's really going to take me 30 years to pay off my student loans. I've noticed a very upsetting trend the last couple months where my outgoing bills are a good percentage more than my incoming earnings.
I've found myself the last few days needing to slow myself down and take a breather. Part of the realization came from when I donned myself with a pink shirt and red socks Monday morning and then again today when I wore my brown shoes with a black outfit. I gave a sigh and shook my head at myself then I said "Well at least it isn't one black shoe and one brown shoe."
Anyway, the joys of after college life are up and down. Right now mine are looking like the stock market.
Another part of me wishes to be a little girl again. Just playing and going to school wishing I was older. No worries about if my next paycheck is going to stretch as far as I need it to or if it's really going to take me 30 years to pay off my student loans. I've noticed a very upsetting trend the last couple months where my outgoing bills are a good percentage more than my incoming earnings.
I've found myself the last few days needing to slow myself down and take a breather. Part of the realization came from when I donned myself with a pink shirt and red socks Monday morning and then again today when I wore my brown shoes with a black outfit. I gave a sigh and shook my head at myself then I said "Well at least it isn't one black shoe and one brown shoe."
Anyway, the joys of after college life are up and down. Right now mine are looking like the stock market.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Questions Not to Ask
In keeping with the theme of questions for an employer...don't ask these ones (these are not mine. I didn't make them up. But again, I do not know the original source).
Top 10 Questions You Should Never Ask When Being Interviewed for a Job:
1. What's your companies policy on severance pay?
2. How long does it take your company's bureaucracy to get around to firing somebody for poor performance?
3. Could I get an office that's really close to the exit?
4. Does your company's life insurance cover suicide?
5. Who's the ugly (insert swearword) in that picture on your desk?
6. Does your company's insurance consider genital herpes a pre-existing condition?
7. How many sick days do you allow each employee before you stop paying them for not being here?
8. Does your insurance cover sex-change operations?
9. Does your LAN have a firewall that blocks triple-X websites?
10. How frequently do your accountants audit petty cash?
So no matter how curious you are, don't ask!
Top 10 Questions You Should Never Ask When Being Interviewed for a Job:
1. What's your companies policy on severance pay?
2. How long does it take your company's bureaucracy to get around to firing somebody for poor performance?
3. Could I get an office that's really close to the exit?
4. Does your company's life insurance cover suicide?
5. Who's the ugly (insert swearword) in that picture on your desk?
6. Does your company's insurance consider genital herpes a pre-existing condition?
7. How many sick days do you allow each employee before you stop paying them for not being here?
8. Does your insurance cover sex-change operations?
9. Does your LAN have a firewall that blocks triple-X websites?
10. How frequently do your accountants audit petty cash?
So no matter how curious you are, don't ask!
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Something to think about: Early Mornings
The other day at my new temp job, I overheard a professor talking to a student.
I didn't hear everything but the gist of the conversation was that the student wanted to have a later meeting time or class or something. Apparently the student didn't want to have to get up so early and make it to a 9 am appointment with the professor. Of course the professor was having none of it and told the student to get themselves out of bed and be on time.
My thoughts were: First 9 am isn't that early. Especially when you can roll out of bed at 8:45 and make it across campus in less than 5 minutes. 2nd...just wait until your employer wants you on time at 9 am and you have an hour commute. Or in my case be there at 7:30 in the morning. Luckily I only live 5 minutes down the road.
So think of having to be at that 8 o'clock class as training for when you'll have a real job and being on time counts towards whether you'll get fired or not. Employers only have so much patience for people who are late consistently.
I didn't hear everything but the gist of the conversation was that the student wanted to have a later meeting time or class or something. Apparently the student didn't want to have to get up so early and make it to a 9 am appointment with the professor. Of course the professor was having none of it and told the student to get themselves out of bed and be on time.
My thoughts were: First 9 am isn't that early. Especially when you can roll out of bed at 8:45 and make it across campus in less than 5 minutes. 2nd...just wait until your employer wants you on time at 9 am and you have an hour commute. Or in my case be there at 7:30 in the morning. Luckily I only live 5 minutes down the road.
So think of having to be at that 8 o'clock class as training for when you'll have a real job and being on time counts towards whether you'll get fired or not. Employers only have so much patience for people who are late consistently.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Interviewing the Employer
One thing that I've learned through the process of interviewing, a possible future employer loves it when the interviewee is prepared. One of the best ways to show off that you actually want the job is to prepare a list of questions to ask the interviewer.
Again I don't know what the source for this info is. I'll credit it properly when I find out. I've edited it slightly.
The placement interview is your opportunity to learn ore about the position, the business, and the department you're considering. You're not just looking for the business that will have you, you're looking for a good fit; a program that fits in with your philosophy and will meet you needs.
Most interviews will provide an opportunity for you to ask questions. If you don't have any questions, it may look as if you don't care/haven't prepared, or are not discriminate in your job search. Before heading to an interview, write down a list of some things you would honestly want to know about the business or position. Decide which things would be appropriate to ask during an interview and work to phrase your questions carefully.
Possible Questions:
1. Can you tell me a little more about the staff structure in your program?
2. Why is this position open? (I got big points for asking this one, this also gives you more info on whether you're replacing someone and possibly why, or if it's a new position)
3. How often has this position been filled in the past five years? What were the main reasons?
4. What would you like done differently by the next person who fills this position? (Another good one)
5. What kind of staff development program do you offer?
6. What can you tell me about the community of______?
7. In what ways is your program growing?
8. What significant changes do you foresee in the near future?
9. What are some of the more difficult problems one would have to face in this position?
10. What opportunities might I have for committee involvement?
11. What advancement opportunities are available for the person who is successful in this position, and within what time frame?
12. What challenges are currently facing your department/institution?
13. What kind of training would I be given for this position?
14. What qualities are you looking for in a candidate?
15. What initially attracted you to this company?
16. What are the things you like most about working here? What are some things you would change?
17. What type of support does this position receive in terms of staff, finances, etc?
18. What is the next step after this position?
19. Can you tell me about the hiring time line for this position? (This one is appropriate for any type of interview. Make sure you know when is an appropriate time to call if you don't hear back from the company.)
Pick a handful that are the most appropriate for the position you're applying to. You may find that some of the questions cross each other or that the interviewer already answered with question through another one.
Remember, people love to talk about themselves. It's what they know best. Showing interest in the interviewer as well as the company is very important in trying to make the best impression.
Again I don't know what the source for this info is. I'll credit it properly when I find out. I've edited it slightly.
The placement interview is your opportunity to learn ore about the position, the business, and the department you're considering. You're not just looking for the business that will have you, you're looking for a good fit; a program that fits in with your philosophy and will meet you needs.
Most interviews will provide an opportunity for you to ask questions. If you don't have any questions, it may look as if you don't care/haven't prepared, or are not discriminate in your job search. Before heading to an interview, write down a list of some things you would honestly want to know about the business or position. Decide which things would be appropriate to ask during an interview and work to phrase your questions carefully.
Possible Questions:
1. Can you tell me a little more about the staff structure in your program?
2. Why is this position open? (I got big points for asking this one, this also gives you more info on whether you're replacing someone and possibly why, or if it's a new position)
3. How often has this position been filled in the past five years? What were the main reasons?
4. What would you like done differently by the next person who fills this position? (Another good one)
5. What kind of staff development program do you offer?
6. What can you tell me about the community of______?
7. In what ways is your program growing?
8. What significant changes do you foresee in the near future?
9. What are some of the more difficult problems one would have to face in this position?
10. What opportunities might I have for committee involvement?
11. What advancement opportunities are available for the person who is successful in this position, and within what time frame?
12. What challenges are currently facing your department/institution?
13. What kind of training would I be given for this position?
14. What qualities are you looking for in a candidate?
15. What initially attracted you to this company?
16. What are the things you like most about working here? What are some things you would change?
17. What type of support does this position receive in terms of staff, finances, etc?
18. What is the next step after this position?
19. Can you tell me about the hiring time line for this position? (This one is appropriate for any type of interview. Make sure you know when is an appropriate time to call if you don't hear back from the company.)
Pick a handful that are the most appropriate for the position you're applying to. You may find that some of the questions cross each other or that the interviewer already answered with question through another one.
Remember, people love to talk about themselves. It's what they know best. Showing interest in the interviewer as well as the company is very important in trying to make the best impression.
Monday, February 2, 2009
The Hidden Message in Job Ads
Here's some fun jokes about the job search and what employers really mean when they say...
"Fun work environment:" - Your coworkers will be insulted if you don't drink with them.
"Must be deadline oriented:" - You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
"Competitive salary:" - We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors
"Join our fast-paced department:" - We have no time to train you; you'll have to introduce yourself
to your coworkers.
"Immediate opening:" - The person who used to have this job gave notice a month ago. We're just
now running the ad.
"Self-motivated:" - Management won't answer questions.
"Some public relations required:" - If we're in trouble you'll go on TV and get us out of it.
"Some overtime required:" - Some time each night and some time each weekend.
"Flexible hours:" - Work 40 hours; get paid for 25.
"Duties will vary:" - Anyone in the office can boss you around.
"Where employees feel valued:" - Those who missed the last round of layoffs, that is.
"Must have an eye for detail:" - We have no quality control.
"Career-Minded:" - Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
"No phone calls please:" - We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
"Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience:" - You'll need it to replace three people
who just left.
"Problem-solving skills a must:" - You're walking into a business in perpetual chaos.
"Requires team leadership skills:" - You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay
or respect.
"Good communication skills:" - Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they
want you to do.
"Ability to handle a heavy workload:" You whine, you're fired.
"Aspirations for growth within our department:" - We loooooove brown-nosers.
hehe.
For the next post I'll be posting some questions to ask a potential employer during an interview. Stay tuned.
"Fun work environment:" - Your coworkers will be insulted if you don't drink with them.
"Must be deadline oriented:" - You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
"Competitive salary:" - We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors
"Join our fast-paced department:" - We have no time to train you; you'll have to introduce yourself
to your coworkers.
"Immediate opening:" - The person who used to have this job gave notice a month ago. We're just
now running the ad.
"Self-motivated:" - Management won't answer questions.
"Some public relations required:" - If we're in trouble you'll go on TV and get us out of it.
"Some overtime required:" - Some time each night and some time each weekend.
"Flexible hours:" - Work 40 hours; get paid for 25.
"Duties will vary:" - Anyone in the office can boss you around.
"Where employees feel valued:" - Those who missed the last round of layoffs, that is.
"Must have an eye for detail:" - We have no quality control.
"Career-Minded:" - Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
"No phone calls please:" - We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
"Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience:" - You'll need it to replace three people
who just left.
"Problem-solving skills a must:" - You're walking into a business in perpetual chaos.
"Requires team leadership skills:" - You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay
or respect.
"Good communication skills:" - Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they
want you to do.
"Ability to handle a heavy workload:" You whine, you're fired.
"Aspirations for growth within our department:" - We loooooove brown-nosers.
hehe.
For the next post I'll be posting some questions to ask a potential employer during an interview. Stay tuned.
Friday, January 30, 2009
Types of Interviews
Here's an idea of what different interviews you may encounter on your way to the top. The source that these are from, which is an OPE(?) source, only has three listed. (This was also given to me from Idonas). I think this is more geared towards people trying to get a job on a College campus, but it can still be translated into other fields as well.
Conference Interviews
Initial interview(s) which are used to screen. The goal is to get an offer to come to the campus (business). The interview usually lasts around 30 minutes and will take place at a small table (or room), with 1-2 representatives from the school. Could be in a large ballroom with up to 100 tables in one section, where other interviews are also being conducted just a few feet away.
Telephone Interviews
May proceed, replace, or follow-up a conference interview. This may be a conference call with 3-5 staff members from the office in which you hope to work. These can be as short as 20 minutes or over an hour depending on the search process.
Campus Interviews
Can last all day. You may be getting evaluated during meals and travel to/from the airport/bus/train. The process will usually consist of a series of interviews with different individuals or groups throughout the day. Students, staff and people from other offices may interview you. You may be asked to make a presentation. (If the interview is out-of-town, you want to arrange to arrive a day early or stay an extra day if possible to get a chance to explore the area and campus.)
One type not mentioned in this source is a Group Interview. Same concept as the Conference Interview, except a group of people will be interviewed for the same position, at the same time, by the same people as you.
Each type of interview is a little different, but requires similar preparation.
Be well organized and be prepared to sell yourself and your skills. Be confident in what you know and make sure that it shows. It's very difficult to stand out from the crowd and selling your best assets is one of the ways to make your possible future employer notice you.
Conference Interviews
Initial interview(s) which are used to screen. The goal is to get an offer to come to the campus (business). The interview usually lasts around 30 minutes and will take place at a small table (or room), with 1-2 representatives from the school. Could be in a large ballroom with up to 100 tables in one section, where other interviews are also being conducted just a few feet away.
Telephone Interviews
May proceed, replace, or follow-up a conference interview. This may be a conference call with 3-5 staff members from the office in which you hope to work. These can be as short as 20 minutes or over an hour depending on the search process.
Campus Interviews
Can last all day. You may be getting evaluated during meals and travel to/from the airport/bus/train. The process will usually consist of a series of interviews with different individuals or groups throughout the day. Students, staff and people from other offices may interview you. You may be asked to make a presentation. (If the interview is out-of-town, you want to arrange to arrive a day early or stay an extra day if possible to get a chance to explore the area and campus.)
One type not mentioned in this source is a Group Interview. Same concept as the Conference Interview, except a group of people will be interviewed for the same position, at the same time, by the same people as you.
Each type of interview is a little different, but requires similar preparation.
Be well organized and be prepared to sell yourself and your skills. Be confident in what you know and make sure that it shows. It's very difficult to stand out from the crowd and selling your best assets is one of the ways to make your possible future employer notice you.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Resume/Application Bloopers Part 2
This blog is continuing from a couple posts ago. Here is more bloopers to enjoy:
Special Requests & Job Objectives
-Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job.
-My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I have no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.
-I procrastinate - especially when the task is unpleasant.
- Don't take the comments of my former employer too seriously, they were unappreciative beggars and slave drivers.
-It's best for employers that I not work with people.
-You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time.
Small Typos that can Change the Meaning
-Education: College, August 1880-May 1984.
-Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain operation.
-Cover letter: "Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty!"
-Received a plague for salesperson of the year.
-Reason for leaving last job: Maturity leave.
-As indicted, I have over five years of analyzing investments.
Personally my favorite is the first one listed about the self-employed guy.
I hope everyone is having a good week. Not too much longer before the weekend :)
Special Requests & Job Objectives
-Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job.
-My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I have no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.
-I procrastinate - especially when the task is unpleasant.
- Don't take the comments of my former employer too seriously, they were unappreciative beggars and slave drivers.
-It's best for employers that I not work with people.
-You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time.
Small Typos that can Change the Meaning
-Education: College, August 1880-May 1984.
-Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain operation.
-Cover letter: "Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty!"
-Received a plague for salesperson of the year.
-Reason for leaving last job: Maturity leave.
-As indicted, I have over five years of analyzing investments.
Personally my favorite is the first one listed about the self-employed guy.
I hope everyone is having a good week. Not too much longer before the weekend :)
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
A Couple of Sites
Here's a couple of sites that are more geared towards College students. JobWeb offers career and job-search advice for new college graduates. A service of the National Association of Colleges and Employers:
http://www.jobweb.org/
Then this site lists more sites for students to look through. Most of these places are actually looking for new graduates.
http://www.careerprep.com/Job%20Info%20Resources/Index.htm
Hopefully those will be of some help to everyone
http://www.jobweb.org/
Then this site lists more sites for students to look through. Most of these places are actually looking for new graduates.
http://www.careerprep.com/Job%20Info%20Resources/Index.htm
Hopefully those will be of some help to everyone
Sunday, January 25, 2009
The Ligher Side
Leaving the serious side of job hunting for a bit. Idonas had also passed on to me some funny quips about job searching stuff. I'm not sure what the source of these quips are, but if I find out I'll credit it properly. So take a minute, relax, and laugh at these other peoples mistakes and hope you don't make similar or worse ones.
Resume/Application Bloopers Part 1
Reasons for Leaving the Last Job:
-Responsibility makes me nervous
-They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Couldn't work under those conditions.
-Was met with a string of broken promises and lies as well as cockroaches.
-I was working for my mom until she decided to move
-The department made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers.
-Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as job-hopping. I have never quit a job
Special Abilities:
-I was proud to win the Gregg Typting Award.
-Exposure to German for two years, but many words are not appropriate for business.
-Proven ability to track down and correct erors.
-Qualifications: No education or experience.
-Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.
-Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.
There is plenty more 2 pages printed worth so I'll be putting these up inbetween other more useful posts. Job hunting can be harsh and very unfunny, so I hope this gave you bit of a laugh today.
Resume/Application Bloopers Part 1
Reasons for Leaving the Last Job:
-Responsibility makes me nervous
-They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Couldn't work under those conditions.
-Was met with a string of broken promises and lies as well as cockroaches.
-I was working for my mom until she decided to move
-The department made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers.
-Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as job-hopping. I have never quit a job
Special Abilities:
-I was proud to win the Gregg Typting Award.
-Exposure to German for two years, but many words are not appropriate for business.
-Proven ability to track down and correct erors.
-Qualifications: No education or experience.
-Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.
-Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.
There is plenty more 2 pages printed worth so I'll be putting these up inbetween other more useful posts. Job hunting can be harsh and very unfunny, so I hope this gave you bit of a laugh today.
Friday, January 23, 2009
Keys to Successful Interviewing Part 3
So you were lucky enough to land an interview, you did all the right things. Now you're waiting and chewing your nails waiting for them to call you back..
Keys to Successful Interviewing (Info compiled by John Denio, Bryant University '04)
After the Interview
Follow-Up: Your Personal Assessment
-How do you think the interview went?
-What did you forget to ask?
-What do you want to stress next time?
-What did you learn about the employer?
Follow-Up With the Interviewer
-Send a note of thanks
-Express your interest in the position and the organization
-Reiterate your hope to hear from his/her organization soon
-Contact the interviewer again if there is no response within the agreed time
-Persistence pays off, but don't be a pest
Be on top of things. It's important to keep yourself in the employer's mind, especially if you're one of the first interviewees and there's a lot of candidates.
Don't give up hope. It's a very tough process. It's pretty disappointing if you even make it to a 2nd interview and end up with a "No." Just keep trying.
Another tip: If you don't get the job you can try calling the interviewer and asking them what they thought of the interview and what you could improve on for your next interviews. They'll know why they didn't hire you and be able to give you some pointers.
Keys to Successful Interviewing (Info compiled by John Denio, Bryant University '04)
After the Interview
Follow-Up: Your Personal Assessment
-How do you think the interview went?
-What did you forget to ask?
-What do you want to stress next time?
-What did you learn about the employer?
Follow-Up With the Interviewer
-Send a note of thanks
-Express your interest in the position and the organization
-Reiterate your hope to hear from his/her organization soon
-Contact the interviewer again if there is no response within the agreed time
-Persistence pays off, but don't be a pest
Be on top of things. It's important to keep yourself in the employer's mind, especially if you're one of the first interviewees and there's a lot of candidates.
Don't give up hope. It's a very tough process. It's pretty disappointing if you even make it to a 2nd interview and end up with a "No." Just keep trying.
Another tip: If you don't get the job you can try calling the interviewer and asking them what they thought of the interview and what you could improve on for your next interviews. They'll know why they didn't hire you and be able to give you some pointers.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Keys to Successful Interviewing Part 2/First Day on the Job
Today was my first day temping. Whew. I went in at 8:30 this morning and filled out an application then got the run through of my duties. At first it was pretty overwhelming. But after I got back from lunch it went a little better.
My fine moment of the day is when I answered the phone. "hello. oh uh buh wait, Faculty Administration!" haha but luckily it was someone I knew and they knew I was new. Everyone was very nice and accommodating. So Hurrah! for a very successful first day at my new job :)
Now on to Keys to Successful Interviewing Part 2! (Info compiled by John Denio, Bryant University '04)
The Interview
Before the Interview:
-Take copies of your resume, list of references and your notes.
-Be on time, early is even better.
-Know the interviewer's name (how to spell and pronounce it) and title.
-Remember to be courteous to all personnel you meet. Good manners make a good impression
During the Interview
-Begin on a positive note, firm handshake, smile, and eye contact
-Be aware of your non-verbal attitudes, alert posture, eye contact, facial expressions, body language, and demeanor
-Allow the interviewer to lead the interview
-Be responsive to interviewer's questions; avoid short answers. The interviewer wants to know about you
-Be sure to bring up your assets and skills. Sell your strong points
-Wait for the interviewer to discuss salary and benefits
-Let your interest and enthusiasm show!
Closing the Interview
-Take the cue from the interviewer; do not prolong the leave-taking
-Ask what the next step will be in the employment process for this job
-Thank the interviewer for his/her time
-Close on a positive note, firm handshake, smile, and eye contact
That it's for during the interview. The only thing I would add to this is that you should have prepared questions for the interviewer, and hopefully they'll ask you if you have any. If they don't, towards the end of the interview say that you have some questions for them if they don't mind. I'll get more into what kind of question on another post. Look for the After the Interview points next post.
Have a great day :)
My fine moment of the day is when I answered the phone. "hello. oh uh buh wait, Faculty Administration!" haha but luckily it was someone I knew and they knew I was new. Everyone was very nice and accommodating. So Hurrah! for a very successful first day at my new job :)
Now on to Keys to Successful Interviewing Part 2! (Info compiled by John Denio, Bryant University '04)
The Interview
Before the Interview:
-Take copies of your resume, list of references and your notes.
-Be on time, early is even better.
-Know the interviewer's name (how to spell and pronounce it) and title.
-Remember to be courteous to all personnel you meet. Good manners make a good impression
During the Interview
-Begin on a positive note, firm handshake, smile, and eye contact
-Be aware of your non-verbal attitudes, alert posture, eye contact, facial expressions, body language, and demeanor
-Allow the interviewer to lead the interview
-Be responsive to interviewer's questions; avoid short answers. The interviewer wants to know about you
-Be sure to bring up your assets and skills. Sell your strong points
-Wait for the interviewer to discuss salary and benefits
-Let your interest and enthusiasm show!
Closing the Interview
-Take the cue from the interviewer; do not prolong the leave-taking
-Ask what the next step will be in the employment process for this job
-Thank the interviewer for his/her time
-Close on a positive note, firm handshake, smile, and eye contact
That it's for during the interview. The only thing I would add to this is that you should have prepared questions for the interviewer, and hopefully they'll ask you if you have any. If they don't, towards the end of the interview say that you have some questions for them if they don't mind. I'll get more into what kind of question on another post. Look for the After the Interview points next post.
Have a great day :)
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
A testament to how things change
A wise lady told me: "You never know what will happen. You will wake up one morning and things will change with one phone call."
And she was right.
I was watching the inauguration this morning and just checking my e-mail when I got a phone call from one of the places that I applied to and had gotten rejected from. In fact the place I got rejected from three posts ago.
A temp position opened up and the woman from HR said I came to mind immediately and thought I would be good for the position. If I was interested she'd contact the direct hirer and have her call me. So I said "Yes! Please."
10 minutes later, I get a call from the direct hire and asked me to forward my resume, So I did.
At 1:11, about 30 minutes after I sent my resume, I was given the position. No interview.
Granted it's temporary on a week to week basis but I was able to work it out that I can keep my part-time job so that I have something to go back to when they're done with me. But it is possible that something may come of this. Another full-time position may come available or I can switch within the company. So I am happy :)
And she was right.
I was watching the inauguration this morning and just checking my e-mail when I got a phone call from one of the places that I applied to and had gotten rejected from. In fact the place I got rejected from three posts ago.
A temp position opened up and the woman from HR said I came to mind immediately and thought I would be good for the position. If I was interested she'd contact the direct hirer and have her call me. So I said "Yes! Please."
10 minutes later, I get a call from the direct hire and asked me to forward my resume, So I did.
At 1:11, about 30 minutes after I sent my resume, I was given the position. No interview.
Granted it's temporary on a week to week basis but I was able to work it out that I can keep my part-time job so that I have something to go back to when they're done with me. But it is possible that something may come of this. Another full-time position may come available or I can switch within the company. So I am happy :)
Keys to Successful Interviewing Part 1
I'm thanking Idonas again for the next few posts. He has been a great help in giving me tips and trying to help me find a job. He was my boss when I worked for my college, which sadly I can't do anymore since it was only a summer position. He gave me a couple sheets on interviewing tips. Here is part 1 (all the information is compiled by John Denio, Bryant University '04):
In Advance:
Assess yourself regarding:
-educations (relevant courses; skills you gained)
-work experience (paid, full-time, part-time, volunteer, internships)
-extracurricular activities
-transferable skills (from school to work and from one job to another)
-geographic preference
-salary needs (acceptable range)
-successes/accomplishments
-leadership examples (positions, committees...)
Assess the Organization or Institution:
-size, location
-reputation, standing, services provided
-training and benefits available
-financial status
-how your skills would contribute to its operation
-your reasons for wanting to work there
Organize Yourself:
-Prepare a dynamic one to two page resume
-Request letters of recommendation from faculty and staff members. Ask permission to use their names as references
-Prepare two to three questions regarding experience, career goals, strengths, weaknesses, and awareness of position and organization.
-Know where the interview will be held and how to get there.
-Decide on your interview wardrobe. Appearance should reflect conservative good taste.
That's part one. Stop back again for tips on the actual interview
In Advance:
Assess yourself regarding:
-educations (relevant courses; skills you gained)
-work experience (paid, full-time, part-time, volunteer, internships)
-extracurricular activities
-transferable skills (from school to work and from one job to another)
-geographic preference
-salary needs (acceptable range)
-successes/accomplishments
-leadership examples (positions, committees...)
Assess the Organization or Institution:
-size, location
-reputation, standing, services provided
-training and benefits available
-financial status
-how your skills would contribute to its operation
-your reasons for wanting to work there
Organize Yourself:
-Prepare a dynamic one to two page resume
-Request letters of recommendation from faculty and staff members. Ask permission to use their names as references
-Prepare two to three questions regarding experience, career goals, strengths, weaknesses, and awareness of position and organization.
-Know where the interview will be held and how to get there.
-Decide on your interview wardrobe. Appearance should reflect conservative good taste.
That's part one. Stop back again for tips on the actual interview
Monday, January 19, 2009
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Topics
It's hard to keep finding things to write about for a blog, especially when nothing really changes.
I got another rejection letter today for a job I just applied to on Thursday. They work quick.
I applied to 2 more jobs today. So I'm going to keep trying. I don't really have a choice but to, if I want to move on and do something besides be a bum around my Mom's house...
I got another rejection letter today for a job I just applied to on Thursday. They work quick.
I applied to 2 more jobs today. So I'm going to keep trying. I don't really have a choice but to, if I want to move on and do something besides be a bum around my Mom's house...
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Continuing the hunt
It's all pretty discouraging. Job hunting is a down right pain in the butt especially when you can't catch a break.
Here's a site by the guy who wrote the book Guerrilla Marketing for Job Hunters that's in my amazon.com carousel:
http://guerrillajobhunting.typepad.com/
Check it out. It offers some good tips and a couple chuckles here and there.
Here's a site by the guy who wrote the book Guerrilla Marketing for Job Hunters that's in my amazon.com carousel:
http://guerrillajobhunting.typepad.com/
Check it out. It offers some good tips and a couple chuckles here and there.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
More input
Continuing with other peoples opinions. Here's one more:
Let see...LIFE after college is HARD! I didn't think it would be so difficult
to find a job to use my degree with. It's just really frustrating...and I
feel like I'm stuck in a dead end job. Its awful. I am thankful I have a job...
just want one I can use my degree with. Hope this helps and hope there are others
that feel that same as I do.
Sarah B.
I feel like this too. I'm thankful to have a job but what I really want is a career. I would pretty much take anything at this point.
One more rejection letter was added to my pile today.
I've lost track of the number of jobs that I've applied to, but so far the count is somewhere around 40 or more maybe closer to 50. I have 9 I'm waiting to hear from and at least 2 more that I need to apply to before the week is up.
I'm really hoping that something will come up soon so I can start making plans to move on with the rest of my life instead of being stuck where I am right now.
Let see...LIFE after college is HARD! I didn't think it would be so difficult
to find a job to use my degree with. It's just really frustrating...and I
feel like I'm stuck in a dead end job. Its awful. I am thankful I have a job...
just want one I can use my degree with. Hope this helps and hope there are others
that feel that same as I do.
Sarah B.
I feel like this too. I'm thankful to have a job but what I really want is a career. I would pretty much take anything at this point.
One more rejection letter was added to my pile today.
I've lost track of the number of jobs that I've applied to, but so far the count is somewhere around 40 or more maybe closer to 50. I have 9 I'm waiting to hear from and at least 2 more that I need to apply to before the week is up.
I'm really hoping that something will come up soon so I can start making plans to move on with the rest of my life instead of being stuck where I am right now.
Monday, January 12, 2009
Input and Connections
I've been asking other people who've graduated what their point of view on what life after graduation is like. I've gotten a couple replies and here's one that had some good points in it:
Well actually life after college has been really interesting. Even though I got my Bachelor's in Psychology, I changed and am now in grad. school @ S.U. for Television, Radio, and Film. I think life after college is fantastic if you find something you really want to do. I have found out it is all about networking, and not giving up on what you want to pursure. Even though I haven't started looking for a job yet, I know that it is going to be tough, but just gotta work hard, especially to make it into the entertainment industry.
I think that the key is focusing on what you really want to do, and not settling for anything less. Even if you have to work a shit job and do some volunteering in your field, it will be worth it in the end. People expect after college that they are just going to go out and get a great paying job because of their degree, but it def. doesn't work like that (especially in this economy). You have to take what you can get for the time being, and never stop trying for what you want.
Beyond that, I worked at an employment agency for years and they would pass out websites and all that other stuff but anyone in life will tell you that the best way to find a job is network. Make a good impression wherever you go. I heard a lot this week of "be nice to the people you see on the way up, because they may be the asses you have to kiss on the way down." It is really true, and the bottom line is to keep in good contact with people, make a good impression, and they will think of you when the time comes.
Courtney B.
Really good point on networking.
www.linkedin.com
is a great site to keep connected with professors and other college grads. You never know if someone may know someone else that might know of something that will help you out or be a good opportunity for you.
Well actually life after college has been really interesting. Even though I got my Bachelor's in Psychology, I changed and am now in grad. school @ S.U. for Television, Radio, and Film. I think life after college is fantastic if you find something you really want to do. I have found out it is all about networking, and not giving up on what you want to pursure. Even though I haven't started looking for a job yet, I know that it is going to be tough, but just gotta work hard, especially to make it into the entertainment industry.
I think that the key is focusing on what you really want to do, and not settling for anything less. Even if you have to work a shit job and do some volunteering in your field, it will be worth it in the end. People expect after college that they are just going to go out and get a great paying job because of their degree, but it def. doesn't work like that (especially in this economy). You have to take what you can get for the time being, and never stop trying for what you want.
Beyond that, I worked at an employment agency for years and they would pass out websites and all that other stuff but anyone in life will tell you that the best way to find a job is network. Make a good impression wherever you go. I heard a lot this week of "be nice to the people you see on the way up, because they may be the asses you have to kiss on the way down." It is really true, and the bottom line is to keep in good contact with people, make a good impression, and they will think of you when the time comes.
Courtney B.
Really good point on networking.
www.linkedin.com
is a great site to keep connected with professors and other college grads. You never know if someone may know someone else that might know of something that will help you out or be a good opportunity for you.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Moving back home...
This is a tough one really.
You've been on campus for 4 years (or for at least part of your college career) away from home and on your own. You could come and go whenever you wanted, maybe just letting your roomate know what was up and where you'd be.
Now you're going back home. For some people this isn't a problem. Their parents don't bother enforcing any former rules and let those lucky ones do what they want.
Then there's the others. It's like you're in high school again. There's a curfew, you have to practically print out an itinerary, and you get the 3rd degree if you're late.
Moving back home can be tough especially if you end up there for a long period of time.
The best thing to do is 1.) respect your parents rules 2.) talk to them and tell them that they're ridiculous...just kidding.
Seriously, Talk to your parents and try and get them to understand how things are different know that you're an adult. You were able to make your own decisions when you were at school and you can still make the decisions. You're smart and obviously capable since you made it through school without any serious scarring.
It may be a struggle, but both of you will need to give a little and compromise on the rules.
The longer you're at home, depending on the situation, things may get easier. There will be the occasional blow up, but don't let it get to you too much.
You've been on campus for 4 years (or for at least part of your college career) away from home and on your own. You could come and go whenever you wanted, maybe just letting your roomate know what was up and where you'd be.
Now you're going back home. For some people this isn't a problem. Their parents don't bother enforcing any former rules and let those lucky ones do what they want.
Then there's the others. It's like you're in high school again. There's a curfew, you have to practically print out an itinerary, and you get the 3rd degree if you're late.
Moving back home can be tough especially if you end up there for a long period of time.
The best thing to do is 1.) respect your parents rules 2.) talk to them and tell them that they're ridiculous...just kidding.
Seriously, Talk to your parents and try and get them to understand how things are different know that you're an adult. You were able to make your own decisions when you were at school and you can still make the decisions. You're smart and obviously capable since you made it through school without any serious scarring.
It may be a struggle, but both of you will need to give a little and compromise on the rules.
The longer you're at home, depending on the situation, things may get easier. There will be the occasional blow up, but don't let it get to you too much.
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Here's an Idea
Continuing from the last post...
In desperation of searching for jobs last night and not finding much I turned to trusty google and typed in "find me a job" and "I need a job."
It didn't find me a job but it came up with links for a quirky idea.
Get your resume printed on a t-shirt and wear it around. If nothing else it's a conversation piece. Whether it will get everyone who wears one a job, well who knows.
Here's a couple different links for the same idea. From what I gather the idea seemed to originate from this guy:
http://www.damnineedajob.com/
but here's another link that offers the same services:
http://www.blackbirdtees.com/store/custom-tees-72/custom-resume-tee-198.html
I thought the idea was fun and maybe it'll get someone a job.
In desperation of searching for jobs last night and not finding much I turned to trusty google and typed in "find me a job" and "I need a job."
It didn't find me a job but it came up with links for a quirky idea.
Get your resume printed on a t-shirt and wear it around. If nothing else it's a conversation piece. Whether it will get everyone who wears one a job, well who knows.
Here's a couple different links for the same idea. From what I gather the idea seemed to originate from this guy:
http://www.damnineedajob.com/
but here's another link that offers the same services:
http://www.blackbirdtees.com/store/custom-tees-72/custom-resume-tee-198.html
I thought the idea was fun and maybe it'll get someone a job.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
New Year
It's the beginning of another year.
I received an e-mail today from one of the companies I applied to and was rejected for yet another position.
So now it's time for more searching. Here's a few job sites that you may or may not know of:
www.coroflot.com
www.malakye.com
www.careerbuilder.com
www.jobfox.com
www.simplyhired.com
and don't forget
www.monster.com
Hopefully things will start turning around and companies will be a little less cautious about hiring on new employees. Which is very tough with the amount of people being layed off as it is. The economy will right itself eventually, just have to be patient.
I received an e-mail today from one of the companies I applied to and was rejected for yet another position.
So now it's time for more searching. Here's a few job sites that you may or may not know of:
www.coroflot.com
www.malakye.com
www.careerbuilder.com
www.jobfox.com
www.simplyhired.com
and don't forget
www.monster.com
Hopefully things will start turning around and companies will be a little less cautious about hiring on new employees. Which is very tough with the amount of people being layed off as it is. The economy will right itself eventually, just have to be patient.
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